1 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,590 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2 00:00:06,648 --> 00:00:08,426 What were you doing last week that was so important 3 00:00:08,484 --> 00:00:09,851 you missed the episode? 4 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,943 Well, here it is. 5 00:00:12,289 --> 00:00:14,307 Unless you wanna watch us. 6 00:00:14,487 --> 00:00:15,577 Fuck off. 7 00:00:15,635 --> 00:00:16,730 Yeah, fuck off. 8 00:00:16,788 --> 00:00:18,263 I was at Betty Ford three times. 9 00:00:18,321 --> 00:00:19,322 It didn't work for me. 10 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:20,743 You cleaned me up in five days. 11 00:00:20,801 --> 00:00:21,810 Nora-Jean's folks 12 00:00:21,868 --> 00:00:23,472 are gonna give you $2,500 13 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:25,387 for the beaver trap detox special. 14 00:00:25,445 --> 00:00:27,758 I'm ready to go back to who I was... 15 00:00:27,816 --> 00:00:29,736 An upstanding citizen. 16 00:00:29,799 --> 00:00:31,222 I believe in second chances. 17 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:34,815 Welcome to lumber lawn and lighting, Mr. Gallagher. 18 00:00:34,957 --> 00:00:36,799 - Ugh. - What? 19 00:00:36,857 --> 00:00:38,237 My stupid dad just walked in. 20 00:00:38,295 --> 00:00:40,510 - You want to get out of here? - Yeah, sure. 21 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:43,233 Joplin, here we come. 22 00:00:43,475 --> 00:00:44,973 Farhad doesn't want any e, 23 00:00:45,031 --> 00:00:47,076 so he said he'll drive first. 24 00:00:47,187 --> 00:00:49,545 You might want to think about finding that new sponsor now. 25 00:00:49,645 --> 00:00:51,202 Hey, your kid needs you. 26 00:00:52,301 --> 00:00:54,168 Check for the church. It's a down payment. 27 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,670 - Who are you? - The youth shelter. 28 00:00:55,728 --> 00:00:57,613 Wait, the shelter is you and Trevor? 29 00:00:57,671 --> 00:01:00,723 And I'm over feeling guilty for wanting to better myself. 30 00:01:00,781 --> 00:01:02,780 I promised those kids that church, Fiona. 31 00:01:02,798 --> 00:01:04,399 Find another fuckin' church! 32 00:01:11,695 --> 00:01:15,200 ♪ Rock music ♪ *shameless* season 08 episode 06 title: "icarus fell and rusty ate him" 33 00:01:18,487 --> 00:01:21,873 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 34 00:01:21,972 --> 00:01:24,996 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 35 00:01:25,054 --> 00:01:28,172 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 36 00:01:28,258 --> 00:01:32,701 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 37 00:01:32,803 --> 00:01:36,149 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 38 00:01:36,308 --> 00:01:39,288 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 39 00:01:39,382 --> 00:01:41,953 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 40 00:01:42,091 --> 00:01:45,691 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 41 00:01:52,725 --> 00:01:56,027 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 42 00:01:56,176 --> 00:01:59,245 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 43 00:01:59,303 --> 00:02:02,598 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 44 00:02:02,681 --> 00:02:06,960 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 45 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,458 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 46 00:02:10,145 --> 00:02:14,047 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 47 00:02:14,105 --> 00:02:16,021 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 48 00:02:16,079 --> 00:02:19,845 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 49 00:02:20,663 --> 00:02:22,828 I mean, it's incredibly unfair. 50 00:02:22,911 --> 00:02:24,382 What pisses me off most 51 00:02:24,406 --> 00:02:26,405 is that Ian knows I'm not against a shelter 52 00:02:26,487 --> 00:02:27,580 for those kids. 53 00:02:27,638 --> 00:02:28,821 I love screwdrivers. 54 00:02:28,888 --> 00:02:30,297 It's just... 55 00:02:30,364 --> 00:02:32,135 Not in my backyard. 56 00:02:32,238 --> 00:02:34,915 There. I fuckin' said it, and I didn't catch on fire. 57 00:02:35,050 --> 00:02:37,155 The thing is, when you're screwing something hard... 58 00:02:37,222 --> 00:02:38,713 It's not like I'm some rich jerkoff 59 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:40,634 who's worried that his view is gonna be spoiled 60 00:02:40,692 --> 00:02:42,615 by a bunch of homeless people. 61 00:02:42,794 --> 00:02:44,095 It's just satisfying. 62 00:02:44,769 --> 00:02:46,779 Are you even listening to me complain? 63 00:02:46,846 --> 00:02:47,994 No. 64 00:02:48,113 --> 00:02:49,781 But you are his sister. 65 00:02:49,851 --> 00:02:51,288 You think he'd be on your side. 66 00:02:51,346 --> 00:02:53,412 Right. It's my own family. 67 00:02:53,524 --> 00:02:55,507 If I screw up this apartment building investment, 68 00:02:55,565 --> 00:02:57,203 I'm gonna be the one living in a shelter. 69 00:02:57,359 --> 00:02:59,314 I've put everything I've got into this. 70 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,087 Blood, sweat... uh! 71 00:03:03,203 --> 00:03:05,248 Oh, fuck. 72 00:03:06,021 --> 00:03:07,312 Is that Mrs. Cardinal? 73 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:08,530 Did she ever pay? 74 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,872 No. I gave her a week three weeks ago. 75 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:12,844 All I've heard since is a bark. 76 00:03:22,322 --> 00:03:23,380 Mrs. Cardinal? 77 00:03:23,447 --> 00:03:25,421 No more fake dog barking. 78 00:03:28,434 --> 00:03:30,329 There's a water leak coming from your apartment. 79 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:31,831 I have to come in. 80 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:36,162 I'm coming in. 81 00:03:39,681 --> 00:03:41,181 Mrs. Cardinal? 82 00:03:43,976 --> 00:03:45,688 Jesus, that smell. 83 00:03:47,156 --> 00:03:48,613 Oh, god. 84 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:54,329 Mrs. Cardinal! 85 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,988 God! 86 00:03:57,472 --> 00:03:58,754 Ugh. 87 00:04:00,989 --> 00:04:02,409 Pfff. 88 00:04:07,877 --> 00:04:09,649 This is a fire hazard. 89 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,101 And... 90 00:04:11,564 --> 00:04:13,977 All sorts of other hazards. 91 00:04:14,156 --> 00:04:17,532 God, I can feel diseases crawling up my legs. 92 00:04:17,950 --> 00:04:19,311 Hi. 93 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:21,512 There really is a dog. 94 00:04:21,701 --> 00:04:23,125 Hi. 95 00:04:27,652 --> 00:04:28,794 Oh, fuck! 96 00:04:28,989 --> 00:04:31,696 ♪ Laid-back rock music ♪ 97 00:04:31,763 --> 00:04:33,779 No. No, no, no. 98 00:04:33,846 --> 00:04:35,196 Oh, fuck. 99 00:04:35,263 --> 00:04:37,040 Oh, god, no. 100 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,214 Oh, no. 101 00:04:38,281 --> 00:04:39,546 No, no, no. 102 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,946 No, don't do that. 103 00:04:41,013 --> 00:04:42,196 Oh, my god. 104 00:04:50,277 --> 00:04:51,785 Fuck! 105 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:53,567 Hey there, sweetie. 106 00:04:53,738 --> 00:04:55,779 Aren't you the cutest little thing? 107 00:04:55,891 --> 00:04:58,408 Are you the cutest little thing? 108 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,084 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 109 00:05:00,142 --> 00:05:03,579 - Hey, ness. - She okay? 110 00:05:03,746 --> 00:05:06,487 No, Mrs. Cardinal's dead. 111 00:05:06,545 --> 00:05:07,754 Oh, gosh. 112 00:05:07,812 --> 00:05:09,312 Yeah, probably for a few days. 113 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:11,943 - That's terrible. - Yeah. 114 00:05:12,001 --> 00:05:13,774 This little love bunny... 115 00:05:13,917 --> 00:05:15,361 You just need some love, don't you? 116 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:16,974 Don't you? Yes, you do. 117 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,490 Yes, you do. 118 00:05:19,039 --> 00:05:21,462 Ness, there's... there's something you should probably know 119 00:05:21,534 --> 00:05:22,557 about that dog. 120 00:05:22,621 --> 00:05:23,749 What? 121 00:05:28,056 --> 00:05:30,005 You're up with the sun, my son. 122 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:32,042 I had to drop Fiona off at her building 123 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,411 so I could use her car to fake Uber. 124 00:05:35,864 --> 00:05:37,630 Did you feed the junkie? 125 00:05:37,697 --> 00:05:40,302 Yeah. She said she was cured and wanted to go home. 126 00:05:40,397 --> 00:05:41,725 That's what they all say. 127 00:05:41,783 --> 00:05:43,195 You water her after school for me? 128 00:05:43,267 --> 00:05:44,540 I should get more. 129 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:45,904 Junkies are nasty. 130 00:05:45,962 --> 00:05:48,369 Son, addiction is a disease. 131 00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:51,362 Try not to judge the afflicted by the curse. 132 00:05:52,402 --> 00:05:54,771 - Shit. - What's wrong? 133 00:05:54,898 --> 00:05:56,913 Mm, I asked the academy if they'd help me out 134 00:05:56,971 --> 00:05:58,016 or anything, you know? 135 00:05:58,074 --> 00:05:59,577 But they turned me down flat. 136 00:05:59,635 --> 00:06:02,326 Damn comanche gets a full ride, and I don't get a cent. 137 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:05,505 Difficult to begrudge a little restitution 138 00:06:05,572 --> 00:06:06,978 for our native American brothers. 139 00:06:07,036 --> 00:06:08,572 How much more you need? 140 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:11,621 After the junkie downstairs, I'll still be $4,227 short 141 00:06:11,679 --> 00:06:13,172 for this first semester. 142 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:16,174 What if I give you $5,000 to kill Fiona? 143 00:06:18,163 --> 00:06:19,857 Murder's a capital crime, Ian. 144 00:06:20,272 --> 00:06:21,798 I'd do it for ten. 145 00:06:21,856 --> 00:06:24,535 You should be doing it as a public service. 146 00:06:24,662 --> 00:06:26,995 And what, pray tell, is this? 147 00:06:27,055 --> 00:06:29,780 That is a letter, frank. 148 00:06:32,453 --> 00:06:34,177 I beg to differ. 149 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:38,507 It is, in fact, my invitation to the middle class. 150 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:41,437 My first non-fraudulent credit card. 151 00:06:41,495 --> 00:06:43,680 I am officially in the club. 152 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,155 Somebody at the credit card company is losing their job. 153 00:06:46,213 --> 00:06:47,373 Au contraire. 154 00:06:47,794 --> 00:06:50,604 I'm as reliable as rain in Seattle. 155 00:06:50,662 --> 00:06:53,316 In fact, you are looking at employee of the month. 156 00:06:53,436 --> 00:06:55,515 I'm getting my photograph taken for the wall of fame. 157 00:06:55,572 --> 00:06:57,804 - I gotta make money. - Yo, drop me off at patsy's? 158 00:06:57,862 --> 00:06:58,956 Five bucks. 159 00:06:59,014 --> 00:07:00,678 You're heading that direction anyway. 160 00:07:00,736 --> 00:07:01,805 So? 161 00:07:01,944 --> 00:07:03,212 It's quite an honor. 162 00:07:03,406 --> 00:07:06,846 Only freaks at my school get student of the month. 163 00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:09,301 That's different. 164 00:07:11,043 --> 00:07:14,005 I was sort of hoping he'd show up at the meeting. 165 00:07:14,282 --> 00:07:16,244 Shit, he could be dead for all we know. 166 00:07:16,422 --> 00:07:17,635 You try the police? 167 00:07:17,809 --> 00:07:20,380 Yeah. Nothing. 168 00:07:20,772 --> 00:07:23,158 Last bender, he disappeared for three weeks. 169 00:07:23,219 --> 00:07:24,935 Jesus, three weeks? 170 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,361 - Hey. - He's not at the shop. 171 00:07:30,512 --> 00:07:32,261 Hasn't been there. 172 00:07:32,698 --> 00:07:34,097 You try cami? 173 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,208 Yeah, she's not picking up. 174 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:39,356 Yeah. 175 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:41,630 I never should've gone back to work for him. 176 00:07:41,739 --> 00:07:43,503 He was sober for so long, I thought maybe 177 00:07:43,638 --> 00:07:45,196 he had his shit together this time. 178 00:07:45,263 --> 00:07:47,777 He's a drunk. Drunks drink. 179 00:07:48,254 --> 00:07:51,671 It's a setback. People have setbacks. 180 00:07:51,854 --> 00:07:54,095 All addicts are narcissists. 181 00:07:55,118 --> 00:07:56,770 I don't even know what that means, 182 00:07:57,056 --> 00:07:58,884 but if it means asshole, I agree. 183 00:07:59,035 --> 00:08:02,255 - What are we gonna do? - What do you mean? 184 00:08:02,578 --> 00:08:04,459 W-We can't just sit here, right? 185 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:06,328 The guy's self-destructing. 186 00:08:06,462 --> 00:08:07,933 He's on his own. 187 00:08:08,386 --> 00:08:09,755 No. 188 00:08:09,898 --> 00:08:11,613 No, I don't... I don't accept that. 189 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,908 What you do or don't accept 190 00:08:12,966 --> 00:08:14,690 doesn't have anything to do with it. 191 00:08:14,748 --> 00:08:16,330 All right, well, I'm gonna look for him. 192 00:08:16,554 --> 00:08:18,255 I-I mean, maybe he's at cami's. 193 00:08:18,313 --> 00:08:19,380 Mm, not likely. 194 00:08:19,447 --> 00:08:20,587 She tossed his ass out. 195 00:08:20,645 --> 00:08:22,255 Maybe his fuckin' battery ran out. 196 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:24,238 Okay? Maybe he's sleeping it off somewhere. 197 00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:25,771 Who knows? 198 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:27,256 I'll find him. 199 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:32,993 Come on. 200 00:08:33,683 --> 00:08:36,380 - I need your help. - Me? 201 00:08:36,536 --> 00:08:38,780 Yeah, who'd be better at finding a drunk than you? 202 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,384 ♪ Can't stop ♪ 203 00:08:45,281 --> 00:08:47,363 ♪ I know what's good for me ♪ 204 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:51,505 ♪ let loose ♪ 205 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,321 ♪ never be the same ♪ 206 00:08:53,388 --> 00:08:55,446 ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ 207 00:08:57,114 --> 00:08:59,713 ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 208 00:08:59,771 --> 00:09:01,500 ♪ I love the feeling I get ♪ 209 00:09:01,558 --> 00:09:04,209 No, no, no. You cannot come yet. 210 00:09:04,684 --> 00:09:06,462 Not yet. 211 00:09:07,161 --> 00:09:08,714 Now you may come. 212 00:09:08,772 --> 00:09:10,098 Oh! 213 00:09:10,156 --> 00:09:11,181 ♪ I love the feeling I get ♪ 214 00:09:11,238 --> 00:09:13,057 Ah! 215 00:09:13,962 --> 00:09:17,877 ♪ I'm livin, ' I'm livin', livin' high ♪ 216 00:09:23,942 --> 00:09:25,863 When you do as you're told, 217 00:09:26,086 --> 00:09:27,487 you get rewards. 218 00:09:29,114 --> 00:09:33,363 ♪ I'm livin, I'm livin', livin' high ♪ 219 00:09:35,488 --> 00:09:37,775 ♪ I love the feeling I get ♪ 220 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:39,326 Frank, are we poor? 221 00:09:39,468 --> 00:09:42,392 No. You saw my new credit card this morning. 222 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:43,708 We're on the climb, son. 223 00:09:43,766 --> 00:09:45,305 Frank Gallagher is ascendant! 224 00:09:45,363 --> 00:09:47,891 Then why do we walk to school when everyone else drives? 225 00:09:48,002 --> 00:09:50,529 Well, we're more dedicated to the survival of the planet, 226 00:09:50,596 --> 00:09:52,387 reducing carbon emissions. 227 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:55,429 Besides, walking's good exercise. 228 00:09:56,384 --> 00:09:57,671 So we are poor. 229 00:09:57,849 --> 00:09:59,298 Relatively, yes. 230 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,746 'K. See ya. 231 00:10:15,443 --> 00:10:16,737 What's wrong? 232 00:10:17,057 --> 00:10:18,283 Nothing. 233 00:10:19,902 --> 00:10:21,186 Don't. 234 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,351 It's just... 235 00:10:24,441 --> 00:10:25,850 You know. 236 00:10:25,989 --> 00:10:28,196 I thought I'd seen your orgasm face before, 237 00:10:28,326 --> 00:10:29,631 but that... 238 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,297 I've never seen that before. 239 00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:34,821 Like a whole body freak-out. 240 00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:36,829 It was good. 241 00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:40,680 Is that why you guys have me go first? 242 00:10:41,128 --> 00:10:42,529 So you can get me out of the way? 243 00:10:42,587 --> 00:10:44,829 So you can have your exclusive girl party? 244 00:10:44,982 --> 00:10:46,480 You're my man. You know that. 245 00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:48,172 It's not a man that you want. 246 00:10:48,238 --> 00:10:50,644 You came like your head was gonna explode. 247 00:10:51,908 --> 00:10:54,783 I have great orgasms with you, too, babe. 248 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,546 All the orgasms that you've ever had by me... 249 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,049 The-the-the swing set, 250 00:10:59,107 --> 00:11:00,560 the alley behind the safeway... 251 00:11:00,631 --> 00:11:02,607 You never once had a spas-gasm. 252 00:11:02,665 --> 00:11:03,880 She's a woman. 253 00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,946 She knows a woman's body. 254 00:11:06,193 --> 00:11:07,546 Well, great, v. 255 00:11:07,703 --> 00:11:10,027 If a woman knows a woman's body so much better, 256 00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:11,524 maybe I should start doing guys, 257 00:11:11,619 --> 00:11:13,248 since they know guys' bodies better. 258 00:11:13,359 --> 00:11:15,505 Maybe then I can have a spas-gasm. 259 00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:17,779 - You're not gay. - You don't know that! 260 00:11:17,919 --> 00:11:19,779 You don't know that. I might be. 261 00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:22,646 I might be gay. Part-gay. 262 00:11:22,704 --> 00:11:24,281 Okay. Go ahead. Suck a dick. 263 00:11:24,339 --> 00:11:26,723 Maybe I will. Maybe I will go suck a dick. 264 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,404 I could be all gender-liquid like you. 265 00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:30,378 - You don't know. - You mean gender fluid? 266 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,587 Fluids, liquids, whatever. 267 00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:34,093 Fair's fair, right? 268 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,669 You get to be with another girl, fine. 269 00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:37,077 Well, I'm gonna be with a man. 270 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,012 We'll see how okay you are with it when you peek in the shower 271 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:41,603 and you see me coming all over some guy 272 00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:43,719 who isn't you, and you weren't invited. 273 00:11:44,023 --> 00:11:45,293 I'd like to peek in shower 274 00:11:45,351 --> 00:11:46,744 when you come all over a man, too. 275 00:11:46,802 --> 00:11:47,868 No! No! 276 00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:50,517 You're not invited, and neither are you. 277 00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:53,275 When I do gay shit, it is just for me. 278 00:11:53,496 --> 00:11:54,717 I gotta go to work. 279 00:11:54,775 --> 00:11:55,712 You two just... 280 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,517 Lick each other like cats all day 281 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,955 while I'm gone. 282 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,682 Best idea he's ever had. 283 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:03,308 Mm-mm, four times this morning is enough. 284 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:05,947 ♪ Laid-back rock music ♪ 285 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:07,150 Four? 286 00:12:13,455 --> 00:12:15,033 So what do I do now? 287 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,934 You guys contact next of kin? 288 00:12:16,992 --> 00:12:18,984 Yes, ma'am. If we can locate any. 289 00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:21,232 I'm sorry, I... I don't have any information. 290 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,490 It's not unusual. 291 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,189 I only saw her a couple times. 292 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:26,325 Nobody visited. 293 00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,100 She was pretty much a shut-in. 294 00:12:30,428 --> 00:12:32,152 So... 295 00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:34,017 What about all this? 296 00:12:35,786 --> 00:12:37,781 Technically, it goes to her heirs. 297 00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:39,361 If any turn up. 298 00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:42,475 If you do turn something up, 299 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,266 an address book, anything, 300 00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:45,369 give me a call. 301 00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:47,293 Thanks. Sure. 302 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,302 Hm. Kind of a cute dog. 303 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,964 Yeah. Not so sure after what I saw. 304 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,358 I called animal control. They'll be by to pick him up. 305 00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:57,024 What'll happen to him? 306 00:12:57,082 --> 00:12:59,773 They put 'em down once they've eaten human flesh. 307 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,446 - Jesus. - Good luck. 308 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,166 Yeah. 309 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,974 Oh, hey. Hey, rusty? 310 00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:13,169 Gotta stay here, buddy. 311 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,337 Okay? 312 00:13:15,769 --> 00:13:16,888 Stay here and wait 313 00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,921 for the executioner. 314 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,813 Sorry your friend is dead 315 00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,012 - morning, kev. - Mornin'. 316 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,158 What can I get you? 317 00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:29,617 Can I get a coffee, two sugars, 318 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,617 and a bran muffin, please? 319 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,528 - What's up? - Hey, what's up, man? 320 00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:40,000 Hey, can I ask you something? 321 00:13:41,494 --> 00:13:43,019 Yeah, sure. Shoot. 322 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,712 How did you know you were gay? 323 00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:47,603 Were you, like, straight, 324 00:13:47,773 --> 00:13:49,668 and then started experimenting 325 00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:52,371 and just decided that you liked being gay more? 326 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:56,193 I... guess I just kinda knew. 327 00:13:56,471 --> 00:13:59,585 So you were always positive that you were into dudes more? 328 00:14:00,245 --> 00:14:02,175 I... no, I guess not really. 329 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,534 You know when you're younger, 330 00:14:03,631 --> 00:14:05,608 everyone tells you that you're supposed to be into girls. 331 00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:06,934 So I, uh... I kinda went 332 00:14:06,992 --> 00:14:08,657 through this weird phase in fifth grade 333 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:09,755 where I was really into 334 00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:11,670 this chick Carrie yazel, 335 00:14:11,813 --> 00:14:13,486 but I'm pretty sure it's just 'cause she was the one 336 00:14:13,544 --> 00:14:14,715 who looked most like a dude. 337 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,037 Eh, it wasn't until, uh... 338 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,645 Until what? 339 00:14:19,073 --> 00:14:21,072 Justin Timberlake. 340 00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:22,577 Yeah. 341 00:14:22,745 --> 00:14:24,261 - He's hot. - Yep. 342 00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:26,191 Are you attracted to me? 343 00:14:28,343 --> 00:14:30,085 - No. - Why not? 344 00:14:30,182 --> 00:14:31,367 I'm not hot? 345 00:14:31,531 --> 00:14:33,276 Yeah. But I mean... 346 00:14:33,334 --> 00:14:35,677 Ian, soy latte no foam, extra hot. 347 00:14:35,884 --> 00:14:37,600 Two sugars and a muffin. 348 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,983 Yours is paid for. 349 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:40,707 The guy at the end of the counter. 350 00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:47,547 I gotta run. 351 00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,327 You buy my muffin? 352 00:15:00,437 --> 00:15:01,454 Yeah. 353 00:15:02,614 --> 00:15:04,211 Are you hitting on me? 354 00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:05,974 Excuse me? 355 00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:07,792 Are you trying to fuck me? 356 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,908 N-N-No. 357 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,322 No, I j... I just... I, uh... no. 358 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,968 'Cause it's not a... It's not a bad thing 359 00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,067 if you were. 360 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,517 I'm not offended. 361 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,273 And I'm not saying no. 362 00:15:18,454 --> 00:15:20,366 I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 363 00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:22,851 Um, once a week, I... I try and do a good deed. 364 00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:24,453 - So... - So you're not hitting on me? 365 00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:25,791 No. No. No, no. 366 00:15:25,849 --> 00:15:27,325 It was totally random. Ah... 367 00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:28,755 I really... I hope you're not offended, 368 00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:29,979 because, you know, I... I just... 369 00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:31,686 You're a good-looking dude and everything, I'm just... 370 00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:33,423 No, I'm straight, so. 371 00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:36,906 Oh. 372 00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,810 Oh, okay. Thanks. 373 00:15:38,946 --> 00:15:40,232 Yeah. Sure. 374 00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:42,038 Have a nice day. 375 00:15:45,882 --> 00:15:47,509 Is that code? 376 00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:49,557 For what? No. 377 00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:51,606 No, it's not code for anything. 378 00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:53,441 It just means "have a nice day." 379 00:15:54,151 --> 00:15:55,879 Right. 380 00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:57,200 Okay, sorry. 381 00:15:57,258 --> 00:15:58,709 No. Okay. 382 00:15:59,644 --> 00:16:01,101 Have a nice day. 383 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,922 The fuck? 384 00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:11,169 If you do find him, don't bring him back. 385 00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:13,542 Unless he's sober. 386 00:16:13,936 --> 00:16:16,504 He used up all nine of his lives. 387 00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:20,799 Brad's been a rock for us. 388 00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:22,932 And we want to return the favor. 389 00:16:30,921 --> 00:16:32,189 - Would you mind? - Oh. 390 00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:34,114 I'll get the tea. 391 00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:36,850 It's so nice having somebody to talk to. 392 00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:41,921 We waited four years... 393 00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:44,971 Four years... 394 00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:47,785 To have a baby, 395 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,064 hoping Brad could handle it. 396 00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:53,648 Thank you. 397 00:16:54,031 --> 00:16:57,771 And the second we do, he goes off the wagon. 398 00:17:00,442 --> 00:17:02,673 Listen, cami, you should be pissed, 399 00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:05,710 of course, but it's a disease, 400 00:17:06,174 --> 00:17:07,677 you know, and he's fighting it. 401 00:17:07,757 --> 00:17:11,070 I can't be worried about two babies. 402 00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:14,050 I have to be worried about where the next paycheck is coming from 403 00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:15,833 and then feeding that one! 404 00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,424 You're a natural. 405 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,666 Uh, I think it was all him. 406 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,744 There you go. There you go. 407 00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:35,334 Oh, hey there. 408 00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:37,361 I know. 409 00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:40,391 Oh, sorry. 410 00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:46,975 I love Brad. 411 00:17:49,939 --> 00:17:52,091 Sober Brad. 412 00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:54,232 If he wants to kill himself... 413 00:17:56,638 --> 00:17:59,180 He has to leave us out of it. 414 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,523 Cami. 415 00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:05,214 Any chance you can track Brad on your phone? 416 00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:19,581 ♪ Your love, sweet as cherry pie ♪ 417 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,099 ♪ are you the one for me, honey? ♪ 418 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,459 ♪ I never want to say goodbye ♪ 419 00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:28,468 ♪ are you the one for me, honey? ♪ 420 00:18:30,941 --> 00:18:32,802 ♪ Who knew it would feel like this ♪ 421 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,775 ♪ to be in love with you, honey? ♪ 422 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,367 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 423 00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:40,978 ♪ you got me feeling right, whoo-hoo ♪ 424 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:44,383 ♪ got my real cool guy, ooh-ooh ♪ 425 00:18:52,469 --> 00:18:53,969 Oh, my god. 426 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,752 Hey. Did we? 427 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,417 Like four times. 428 00:18:58,239 --> 00:19:00,273 Uh, did we use any... 429 00:19:00,457 --> 00:19:02,879 Well, I did try to pull out the first time. 430 00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:05,847 No. Damn it! 431 00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:07,447 - No! - What's wrong? 432 00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:08,996 - I'm pregnant! - What? 433 00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:10,243 You can't know already. 434 00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:12,594 Hi, good morning, franny. 435 00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:13,976 Oh, hi. 436 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,710 Ooh. Mm. 437 00:19:15,832 --> 00:19:17,623 I do know. I can feel it. 438 00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:19,173 I'm ovulating. 439 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,258 My boobs are already twice as big. 440 00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:23,918 Oh, my god, I can feel your sperm attacking my egg! 441 00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:25,093 Oh, god. 442 00:19:25,151 --> 00:19:27,213 I am not gonna make the same mistake twice. 443 00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:29,160 No, franny, uh, you're not a mistake. 444 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,765 That's not what I mean. 445 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:31,967 Okay, I'm gonna go to the pharmacy. 446 00:19:32,024 --> 00:19:33,507 I need to get the morning after pill. 447 00:19:33,569 --> 00:19:35,410 Can you watch franny and give me your car keys? 448 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,280 What's the big hurry? 449 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,051 What's the big hurry?! 450 00:19:39,238 --> 00:19:41,270 I've got less than 67 hours... 451 00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:42,445 To swallow that pill. 452 00:19:42,503 --> 00:19:43,836 Or else I'm going to have to make 453 00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:45,627 the same decision that led me to have franny, 454 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,480 whom I love more than anything in the world, 455 00:19:47,623 --> 00:19:49,444 but if that little seed plants itself, 456 00:19:49,502 --> 00:19:51,912 I'm not for sure certain that I can get it scraped out! 457 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:54,144 And I've already got my hands pretty goddamn full, 458 00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:56,489 so do not tell me to chill the fuck out! 459 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,713 Thank you. I'll be back. 460 00:20:00,787 --> 00:20:02,274 - Um... - What?! 461 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:05,142 Actually, we did it Thursday, too. 462 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,649 Fuck! 463 00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:15,565 Really? 464 00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:16,963 It's three bucks, frank. 465 00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:18,929 Cash is obsolete and dirty. 466 00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:20,871 Who the hell gave you a credit card? 467 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,992 I love shopping from the convenience of my own home. 468 00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:25,378 Look at that. 469 00:20:25,814 --> 00:20:27,908 Got same-day delivery. 470 00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:30,170 What the hell could you possibly need the same day 471 00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:31,249 besides more booze? 472 00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:33,942 You know, that's a miracle when you think about it. 473 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,836 By pressing "buy," 474 00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:39,304 I put an entire world in motion 475 00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:41,419 to meet my personal needs. 476 00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:44,752 I am no longer fettered by the necessity to visit 477 00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:48,965 stinky malls and rub shoulders with the great unwashed. 478 00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:50,881 Here we go. 479 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,422 Voila. Bring it to me. 480 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,075 - What are you getting? - I already guessed booze. 481 00:20:56,195 --> 00:20:57,438 An automobile. 482 00:20:57,496 --> 00:20:59,306 Emphasis on "auto." 483 00:20:59,364 --> 00:21:00,921 You bought a car online?! 484 00:21:00,979 --> 00:21:03,228 No money down, no payments for three months. 485 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:04,492 It's practically free. 486 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:06,109 You see, this is what it's like 487 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,642 to be in the inner circle. 488 00:21:07,763 --> 00:21:09,852 To be one of the "haves." 489 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,901 Oh, shit. 490 00:21:12,447 --> 00:21:15,119 I wonder if I should have gotten the air-conditioned seats? 491 00:21:16,178 --> 00:21:17,469 For my tushy. 492 00:21:26,775 --> 00:21:27,961 Excuse me? 493 00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:29,751 May I help you, miss? 494 00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:31,725 Hi. I can't find the morning after pill. 495 00:21:31,821 --> 00:21:33,615 Yes, uh, we keep those behind the counter. 496 00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:35,372 Could I get one? Do you sell loosies? 497 00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:38,725 Yes, ma'am, uh, that would be $46.87 plus tax... 498 00:21:38,823 --> 00:21:40,600 If I had any more. 499 00:21:40,659 --> 00:21:41,867 What do you mean? 500 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,731 I am fresh out. Sorry. 501 00:21:43,798 --> 00:21:45,357 People stock up on the weekends, 502 00:21:45,424 --> 00:21:47,295 especially since the casino opened. 503 00:21:50,507 --> 00:21:51,940 Goddamn it. 504 00:21:52,007 --> 00:21:54,564 ♪ Electric guitar strumming ♪ 505 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,040 Shit. 506 00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:57,465 Fat lot of help you are, 507 00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:59,006 sittin' here. 508 00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:05,131 Come on, Fiona, just get through it. 509 00:22:08,049 --> 00:22:11,465 ♪ Julie was alive on a Monday ♪ 510 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,760 ♪ feeling better than an hour before ♪ 511 00:22:15,818 --> 00:22:19,565 ♪ he was tryna get a little idea what ♪ 512 00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:21,506 ♪ the rest of us want ♪ 513 00:22:24,341 --> 00:22:28,077 ♪ wasn't ever meant to be in the spotlight ♪ 514 00:22:28,196 --> 00:22:32,344 ♪ it was just the way it happened to fall ♪ 515 00:22:32,497 --> 00:22:36,299 ♪ that naturally long physique that ♪ 516 00:22:36,363 --> 00:22:37,778 ♪ the rest of us want ♪ 517 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,584 Really? 518 00:22:55,892 --> 00:22:57,196 May I help you? 519 00:22:57,286 --> 00:22:59,801 Yes, hi. I called in an order for the morning after pill. 520 00:22:59,859 --> 00:23:00,871 No, you didn't. 521 00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:02,177 It's not by prescription. 522 00:23:02,312 --> 00:23:03,909 Uh, yes, I... 523 00:23:04,129 --> 00:23:05,513 Please? 524 00:23:06,507 --> 00:23:09,144 $65 and your ID, please. 525 00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,009 Yes, thank you. 526 00:23:15,216 --> 00:23:17,340 Sorry, you have to be 17 in Missouri to buy the pill. 527 00:23:17,407 --> 00:23:18,559 What? 528 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,799 No. I'm almost 17. 529 00:23:20,864 --> 00:23:22,203 That's ridiculous. 530 00:23:22,261 --> 00:23:24,438 If I'm not 17, I have to have another baby? 531 00:23:24,565 --> 00:23:26,352 That doesn't even make any sense. 532 00:23:28,299 --> 00:23:30,118 Well, what am I supposed to do? 533 00:23:32,193 --> 00:23:33,839 God. Fuckin' Missouri. 534 00:23:33,906 --> 00:23:36,923 ♪ Mellow music ♪ 535 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,298 That's his truck. 536 00:23:48,341 --> 00:23:50,256 The hell is that sticking out of the truck? 537 00:23:54,035 --> 00:23:55,719 I think it's Michael Jordan's arm. 538 00:23:55,939 --> 00:23:57,232 United center? 539 00:23:57,307 --> 00:23:59,188 You got to be fucking kidding me. 540 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,072 Apparently he looted a bakery. 541 00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:07,107 Okay. Shit's now getting dark. 542 00:24:07,365 --> 00:24:09,107 What are we gonna find next, a body? 543 00:24:09,174 --> 00:24:10,802 Why do you even care about this dude? 544 00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:11,917 He's a psycho. 545 00:24:12,262 --> 00:24:13,721 Done worse. 546 00:24:14,924 --> 00:24:16,898 Oh, it's extensions, see? 547 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,898 So? What does that even mean? 548 00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:20,215 It's like a goddamn puzzle. 549 00:24:20,282 --> 00:24:21,565 It means he's a drunk. 550 00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:22,839 Come on, help me get the arm. 551 00:24:22,906 --> 00:24:24,097 Why? 552 00:24:24,553 --> 00:24:26,580 'Cause if bulls fans find it in Brad's truck, 553 00:24:26,638 --> 00:24:27,870 they're gonna skin him alive. 554 00:24:27,928 --> 00:24:28,999 Come on. 555 00:24:29,057 --> 00:24:31,331 What the hell are you gonna do with it? 556 00:24:31,828 --> 00:24:33,547 Oh, it weighs like 1,000 pounds. 557 00:24:33,614 --> 00:24:34,806 Yeah, I know. 558 00:24:48,856 --> 00:24:51,197 Excuse me, ma'am? Would you please help me? 559 00:24:51,255 --> 00:24:53,497 I made a mistake and I'm trying to take responsibility for it. 560 00:24:53,554 --> 00:24:54,948 I had a little bit too much to drink, 561 00:24:55,005 --> 00:24:56,408 and I didn't use any protection. 562 00:24:56,466 --> 00:24:58,674 Would you be so kind as to buy me the morning after pill? 563 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,675 - Of course. - Really? 564 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,083 I really appreciate that. 565 00:25:02,141 --> 00:25:03,141 Thank you. 566 00:25:03,341 --> 00:25:04,647 Sisters gotta stick together. 567 00:25:17,925 --> 00:25:19,898 Have you guys ever experimented? 568 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,761 Like in chemistry class? 569 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,482 - I took shop. - Me too. 570 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:25,307 No, not a chemistry experiment. 571 00:25:25,365 --> 00:25:26,909 But, like, you know... 572 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:29,824 Sexually? 573 00:25:30,924 --> 00:25:32,107 No. 574 00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:33,606 Nope. 575 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,903 Oh, you mean like rolling her over? 576 00:25:39,382 --> 00:25:41,466 No. Forget it. 577 00:25:49,974 --> 00:25:51,881 Jesus! 578 00:25:52,142 --> 00:25:53,481 Who died? 579 00:25:53,548 --> 00:25:57,266 Gotta look sharp for my employee of the month portrait session. 580 00:25:57,573 --> 00:26:00,230 Just another rung up the ladder, boys. 581 00:26:00,614 --> 00:26:04,822 Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. 582 00:26:09,121 --> 00:26:10,844 - Hey. - Oh, hi, franny. 583 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,256 Good morning. How are you? It's mommy. 584 00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,230 I'll be back in just a few minutes. 585 00:26:15,714 --> 00:26:17,138 Oh, sweetie. 586 00:26:17,196 --> 00:26:19,058 I know someday you may want a brother or sister, 587 00:26:19,115 --> 00:26:20,816 but... right now I need to make sure 588 00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:23,068 I can finish welding school so I can get a sweet job 589 00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,731 and we can get a house, 590 00:26:24,798 --> 00:26:26,230 a yard, and a swing set... 591 00:26:26,288 --> 00:26:27,335 How about that? 592 00:26:27,393 --> 00:26:28,481 Wouldn't that be fun? 593 00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:29,791 But right now if I had another baby, 594 00:26:29,848 --> 00:26:32,066 that would be a really big disaster. 595 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:33,862 Hey, did you get it? 596 00:26:34,757 --> 00:26:36,435 Hey! 597 00:26:37,174 --> 00:26:38,923 Where's my pill?! 598 00:26:38,990 --> 00:26:41,631 No fucking way! 599 00:26:43,757 --> 00:26:45,589 Give me back my money! 600 00:26:46,090 --> 00:26:47,649 Get offa me! 601 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,131 You slut! 602 00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:51,361 Mama. 603 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,632 Damn. 604 00:26:57,581 --> 00:26:59,052 Hey. 605 00:27:01,929 --> 00:27:04,182 You are so beautiful. 606 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,322 Thanks. 607 00:27:07,390 --> 00:27:08,931 You know what I just realized? 608 00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:10,969 Is something wrong? 609 00:27:11,257 --> 00:27:13,782 If I were gay, I would be all over you. 610 00:27:13,901 --> 00:27:16,626 You're gorgeous, and I already love you, but... 611 00:27:17,078 --> 00:27:19,315 I'm just not interested in your vagina. 612 00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:21,964 And that tells me that I'm not a lesbian. 613 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,307 Simple logic. 614 00:27:23,586 --> 00:27:25,791 Does this have anything to do with the Russian invasion 615 00:27:25,849 --> 00:27:28,065 of your pussoir again? 616 00:27:28,132 --> 00:27:31,358 There's something about that angry bitch that gets me off 617 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:34,165 even when I want to stab her with a rusty carving knife. 618 00:27:34,316 --> 00:27:36,262 It's pretty obvious, isn't it? 619 00:27:36,883 --> 00:27:39,180 You like it when she bosses you around. 620 00:27:39,346 --> 00:27:41,357 I do not like it. It pisses me off. 621 00:27:41,415 --> 00:27:43,516 Well, it doesn't piss off your vagina. 622 00:27:43,770 --> 00:27:46,138 V, you like to be dominated. 623 00:27:46,392 --> 00:27:48,757 Dominated? Have you met me? 624 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:54,464 I brought you the schedule. 625 00:27:58,837 --> 00:28:01,990 Melody can't do wednesdays 'cause of her mom's chemo, 626 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,549 and Sierra can't do Saturday mornings 627 00:28:04,757 --> 00:28:06,107 'cause of Lucas's t-ball, 628 00:28:06,174 --> 00:28:08,209 so switch those and they're good. 629 00:28:09,435 --> 00:28:12,151 This is the most fucked up place I've ever seen. 630 00:28:12,407 --> 00:28:14,303 So the old lady died? 631 00:28:14,491 --> 00:28:16,424 Her name was Helen. 632 00:28:17,593 --> 00:28:20,035 Her husband got killed in Vietnam. 633 00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:22,526 Look. 634 00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:25,904 She was pregnant. 635 00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:27,910 See? 636 00:28:28,049 --> 00:28:29,882 It was a little girl. 637 00:28:33,517 --> 00:28:35,242 They got married just down the block 638 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,970 right before he shipped out. 639 00:28:38,609 --> 00:28:41,065 May 12th, 1972. 640 00:28:41,285 --> 00:28:43,644 New covenant baptist church. 641 00:28:46,132 --> 00:28:48,465 I mean, that could be me, v. 642 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:51,312 An old lady, dying alone. 643 00:28:51,882 --> 00:28:54,838 Nothing but purple clothes in the closet. 644 00:28:54,988 --> 00:28:56,071 Nope. 645 00:28:56,198 --> 00:28:57,731 You're not gettin' rid of me. 646 00:28:57,813 --> 00:28:59,605 And I will never let you wear purple. 647 00:29:01,929 --> 00:29:04,324 Quit screwing around and clean this shit out. 648 00:29:06,415 --> 00:29:09,232 Dominated? Really? 649 00:29:09,624 --> 00:29:11,965 Do you have a better explanation? 650 00:29:12,715 --> 00:29:14,756 ♪ Driving rock music ♪ 651 00:29:38,347 --> 00:29:39,571 The lesson here 652 00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,120 is that in america, 653 00:29:41,299 --> 00:29:43,421 if you keep your head down and work hard, 654 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,693 you will be rewarded. 655 00:29:47,289 --> 00:29:48,596 Hm. 656 00:29:49,011 --> 00:29:50,308 Come on up. 657 00:30:05,189 --> 00:30:06,977 Does it have Bluetooth? 658 00:30:10,263 --> 00:30:11,617 Crank it. 659 00:30:13,343 --> 00:30:14,658 Let's ride. 660 00:30:21,137 --> 00:30:22,364 - Whore! - Redneck! 661 00:30:22,422 --> 00:30:23,514 - Baby killer! - Fuckin' thief! 662 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,313 How would you like it if somebody scraped you of their vagina?! 663 00:30:26,371 --> 00:30:27,776 Oh, I would be fuckin' fine with it... 664 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:28,890 How would you like that?! 665 00:30:28,955 --> 00:30:31,059 Because it would mean i'd never met a stupid cunt like you 666 00:30:31,116 --> 00:30:32,912 who thinks she knows what to do with other people's uteruses! 667 00:30:32,969 --> 00:30:34,982 One of these bitches better make bail before dark 668 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,951 or it's gonna be a long damn night. 669 00:30:56,936 --> 00:30:58,216 If you want to experiment, 670 00:30:58,274 --> 00:30:59,940 you should do so with experienced teacher. 671 00:30:59,998 --> 00:31:01,862 Yeah, maybe, but I just don't feel very gay. 672 00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:04,028 Man, woman... What difference does it make 673 00:31:04,086 --> 00:31:05,293 if you get pleasure? 674 00:31:05,395 --> 00:31:07,890 A cock is nothing more than a deformed clitoris. 675 00:31:10,295 --> 00:31:11,546 I don't have very good gay-dar. 676 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:12,780 I wouldn't know where to look. 677 00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:15,258 Do not look past the trees to the forest. 678 00:31:15,558 --> 00:31:16,764 What the hell does that mean? 679 00:31:16,822 --> 00:31:18,504 Is that some Russian proverb or something? 680 00:31:18,562 --> 00:31:20,349 'Cause it's very confusing and not helping. 681 00:31:23,497 --> 00:31:24,731 Hm? 682 00:31:24,933 --> 00:31:26,367 What? 683 00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,857 - Don wessel's kid? - Mmm. 684 00:31:29,201 --> 00:31:32,013 He was first team all-city linebacker a few years ago. 685 00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:44,146 Oh, my god. 686 00:31:45,007 --> 00:31:47,726 Grandma said she was crazy, but... 687 00:31:49,090 --> 00:31:50,485 Wow. 688 00:31:51,072 --> 00:31:53,368 Hi. I'm Fiona. 689 00:31:53,593 --> 00:31:54,855 Are you her daughter? 690 00:31:54,989 --> 00:31:56,466 No, I'm her niece. 691 00:31:56,611 --> 00:31:58,431 Her daughter's been dead for years. 692 00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:00,297 I was Helen's landlady. 693 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,436 Sylvie. The police called. 694 00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:05,690 I'm her only relative, I guess. 695 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:06,962 You didn't know her? 696 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,710 No. Not really. 697 00:32:09,577 --> 00:32:11,840 - Huh. - Ugh, this is awful. 698 00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:15,464 Yeah. She was alone here for a long time. 699 00:32:15,632 --> 00:32:17,090 Except for this little guy. 700 00:32:19,931 --> 00:32:22,597 She hadn't spoken to the family for years. 701 00:32:22,823 --> 00:32:24,315 Any idea why? 702 00:32:24,382 --> 00:32:26,257 Her and grandma fought about something. 703 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,046 Strange, huh? 704 00:32:29,104 --> 00:32:30,854 Whole life, no forgiveness. 705 00:32:33,572 --> 00:32:35,039 Yeah, that's a shame. 706 00:32:35,477 --> 00:32:37,541 So I'm the lucky heir to all of this? 707 00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:38,841 Lucky you. 708 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:41,065 I'll leave you to look through it all. 709 00:32:41,132 --> 00:32:43,131 It just looks like a bunch of garbage. 710 00:32:43,198 --> 00:32:44,605 Well, I did find a few photos... 711 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:47,782 I'm gonna call my husband. Bring in some reinforcements. 712 00:32:49,139 --> 00:32:50,412 Okay. 713 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,083 Ah, you gotta stay here, okay? 714 00:32:54,618 --> 00:32:57,552 Animal control is gonna come for her dog. 715 00:32:59,049 --> 00:33:00,648 Hi, thanks for calling. 716 00:33:00,715 --> 00:33:02,408 I'm not able to answer my phone right now. 717 00:33:06,532 --> 00:33:07,839 Son... 718 00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:14,318 What say we pick up some hos? 719 00:33:16,466 --> 00:33:18,289 Apparently civilization has reached 720 00:33:18,347 --> 00:33:20,173 a new low water Mark, Dominique. 721 00:33:20,255 --> 00:33:23,898 Last night, a vandal severed the arm of Michael Jordan. 722 00:33:24,092 --> 00:33:27,277 That's right, Chicago's greatest hero has been mutilated, 723 00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:30,130 no doubt by some crazed celtics fan. 724 00:33:30,372 --> 00:33:31,738 Hey. 725 00:33:31,798 --> 00:33:33,895 Uh, you remember a guy that might've 726 00:33:33,975 --> 00:33:35,044 accidentally taken these? 727 00:33:35,102 --> 00:33:36,804 I remember drunk assholes. 728 00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,860 There was more than one asshole? 729 00:33:39,403 --> 00:33:42,156 He and his girlfriend were in here all night. 730 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,217 His girlfriend? 731 00:33:44,293 --> 00:33:45,730 Said they wanted maple bars. 732 00:33:45,788 --> 00:33:48,315 I didn't have maple bars, so they went crazy. 733 00:33:48,617 --> 00:33:51,366 I wasn't gonna fight some drunk over some doughnuts, you know? 734 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,349 - Right, yeah. - Then they come back. 735 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,731 Said he felt bad. 736 00:33:54,798 --> 00:33:56,839 Gives me $2 while little miss shit-faced 737 00:33:56,906 --> 00:34:00,107 says she has to pee, only she goes in the wrong door. 738 00:34:00,174 --> 00:34:02,881 So I tell him, "your girlfriend's in the back." 739 00:34:02,948 --> 00:34:04,315 Next thing I hear, 740 00:34:04,382 --> 00:34:05,714 they're screaming like animals, 741 00:34:05,781 --> 00:34:08,201 and he's running out the door with her hair. 742 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:12,733 What happened to the girl? 743 00:34:23,132 --> 00:34:24,424 Jesus. 744 00:34:31,174 --> 00:34:32,292 Hey. 745 00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:37,613 - Are you okay? - Ow. 746 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,806 Shit. 747 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,892 Fuckin' Brad. 748 00:34:45,276 --> 00:34:48,448 Those extensions cost me $300. 749 00:34:52,098 --> 00:34:54,639 Cami's not gonna take him back. He's gone. 750 00:34:55,097 --> 00:34:56,458 You don't know that. 751 00:34:56,665 --> 00:34:59,898 You're fooling yourself. You can't save everybody. 752 00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,413 I'm not trying to save everybody; 753 00:35:01,471 --> 00:35:03,107 I'm trying to help my friend. 754 00:35:03,172 --> 00:35:04,682 This is the way the world is, lip. 755 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,864 - You live long enough... - You need to walk away. 756 00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:08,972 - All right? - His sobriety is not yours. 757 00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:11,565 This codependent shit's gonna drag you down, too. 758 00:35:11,632 --> 00:35:13,619 What, like I'm not already down? 759 00:35:13,865 --> 00:35:16,892 Like my life isn't a complete fucking waste? 760 00:35:17,924 --> 00:35:19,173 Look, if Brad can't make it, 761 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,018 how am I supposed to, huh? 762 00:35:21,701 --> 00:35:24,225 You think you're so smart, you old drunk prick? 763 00:35:24,352 --> 00:35:28,229 How the fuck am I supposed to make it if Brad can't?! 764 00:35:43,965 --> 00:35:45,478 Leave. 765 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,340 You got no faith? 766 00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:52,399 That's on you. 767 00:35:53,178 --> 00:35:54,923 But I'm doing this. 768 00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:57,964 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 769 00:36:18,757 --> 00:36:20,341 Listen, um... 770 00:36:20,792 --> 00:36:23,796 You have any idea where Brad is? 771 00:36:25,467 --> 00:36:28,507 ♪ Upbeat rock music ♪ 772 00:36:50,398 --> 00:36:51,925 Hi. 773 00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:54,671 Got a minute? 774 00:36:54,729 --> 00:36:56,007 Not really. 775 00:36:56,065 --> 00:36:58,897 We're short-handed today. Sue's out. 776 00:36:59,106 --> 00:37:02,354 Ian... I don't want us to fight anymore. 777 00:37:02,663 --> 00:37:04,285 Who's fighting? 778 00:37:05,597 --> 00:37:07,072 You do know that I didn't realize 779 00:37:07,132 --> 00:37:08,720 it was your shelter, right? 780 00:37:08,886 --> 00:37:10,594 What difference does that make? 781 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:13,390 I just want to put it behind us. 782 00:37:13,604 --> 00:37:15,296 Do what you gotta do. 783 00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:17,839 Hey. We're family. 784 00:37:18,049 --> 00:37:20,301 Come on, there's nothing more important than that. 785 00:37:21,090 --> 00:37:22,690 There is to you. 786 00:37:22,748 --> 00:37:24,289 What's that supposed to mean? 787 00:37:24,532 --> 00:37:25,887 Money. 788 00:37:26,965 --> 00:37:28,715 That is so unfair. 789 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,065 If I had known that it was you trying to buy it, 790 00:37:32,132 --> 00:37:33,964 I would've come to you first to talk about it. 791 00:37:34,142 --> 00:37:35,707 Still would've made the same mistake. 792 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,238 So what? 793 00:37:37,486 --> 00:37:39,423 - I didn't make a mistake. - Right. 794 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:42,589 Because what's good for Fiona can't be a mistake. 795 00:37:42,656 --> 00:37:43,859 You're wrong. 796 00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:46,740 Bunch of kids with nothing just needed a place to sleep. 797 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,516 But you getting rich is more important than that. 798 00:37:48,573 --> 00:37:49,671 - Getting rich? - Yeah. 799 00:37:49,729 --> 00:37:51,255 I'm barely scraping by! 800 00:37:51,313 --> 00:37:54,579 I've been cleaning a dead body out of an apartment all day! 801 00:37:54,637 --> 00:37:57,131 Your moral compass is seriously fucked up. 802 00:37:57,246 --> 00:37:58,767 Moral compass? 803 00:37:58,886 --> 00:38:01,589 I've been working my ass off trying to make a life for myself 804 00:38:01,656 --> 00:38:03,026 and you turn on me? 805 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,023 For what? A bunch of strangers? 806 00:38:06,090 --> 00:38:08,357 Why should I sacrifice everything I worked for 807 00:38:08,424 --> 00:38:09,890 just so they can move into that building? 808 00:38:09,947 --> 00:38:11,386 Because they're helpless, and you're not! 809 00:38:11,443 --> 00:38:12,613 That's bullshit. 810 00:38:12,679 --> 00:38:15,188 They have just as much of a chance as I ever had. 811 00:38:15,339 --> 00:38:17,142 The fuck... I'm not gonna apologize to you 812 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,340 or anybody else for trying to better myself. 813 00:38:19,407 --> 00:38:21,116 Better all of us. 814 00:38:24,615 --> 00:38:27,106 I don't know who you are anymore. 815 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:39,070 You should really shave, you know that? 816 00:38:40,466 --> 00:38:41,924 Dinner... 817 00:38:42,259 --> 00:38:43,842 Is served. 818 00:38:49,837 --> 00:38:50,954 Nice cock. 819 00:38:51,044 --> 00:38:52,515 It'll look even better in your mouth. 820 00:38:52,573 --> 00:38:53,751 Mm. 821 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:56,405 It's no clitoris. 822 00:38:57,402 --> 00:39:00,703 And it's big in a way that's hard for me to accept. 823 00:39:00,863 --> 00:39:03,147 I appreciate the yelp review. 824 00:39:03,388 --> 00:39:04,889 Now could you get started? 825 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:17,768 I don't even have a hard-on. 826 00:39:17,882 --> 00:39:19,815 - Bullshit. - Dude, I swear. 827 00:39:19,882 --> 00:39:21,232 That's impossible. 828 00:39:21,299 --> 00:39:22,589 No, I got nothin'. 829 00:39:22,656 --> 00:39:24,274 No way. It... look at me. 830 00:39:24,341 --> 00:39:26,756 Look at both of us. We're like Greek gods. 831 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,098 Let me see. 832 00:39:34,523 --> 00:39:36,231 Dude, are you even gay? 833 00:39:38,341 --> 00:39:41,299 No. Apparently not. 834 00:40:09,549 --> 00:40:10,866 Hi. 835 00:40:11,287 --> 00:40:12,725 Hey. 836 00:40:13,216 --> 00:40:16,030 We'll have this place cleaned out in a few hours. 837 00:40:16,786 --> 00:40:18,690 Great. Thanks. 838 00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:21,273 I don't suppose there's a cleaning deposit on it? 839 00:40:21,431 --> 00:40:23,507 Uh, no. Sorry. 840 00:40:25,326 --> 00:40:27,018 Oh, there were, um... 841 00:40:27,161 --> 00:40:29,140 I put a few of her photos 842 00:40:29,314 --> 00:40:31,399 right on top of that little table right there. 843 00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:32,999 Oh, I didn't see 'em. 844 00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:36,864 You know, we just don't have room for all of this junk. 845 00:40:37,283 --> 00:40:39,259 Yeah. Of course. 846 00:40:43,447 --> 00:40:46,446 ♪ Mellow music ♪ 847 00:40:49,632 --> 00:40:50,632 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 848 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:53,690 ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ 849 00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:56,547 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 850 00:40:56,614 --> 00:40:58,839 ♪ I got my life tied up ♪ 851 00:40:58,906 --> 00:41:00,857 ♪ inside ♪ 852 00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:04,631 ♪ I know just what I'm after, all right ♪ 853 00:41:06,924 --> 00:41:09,440 ♪ ah, ah ♪ 854 00:41:10,698 --> 00:41:14,232 ♪ ah, ah ♪ 855 00:41:14,815 --> 00:41:17,256 It's closed. Let's go. 856 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,065 I'm gonna take a walk around the block. 857 00:41:20,441 --> 00:41:22,467 You know this guy isn't worth it, right? 858 00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:24,208 Just take a minute. 859 00:41:52,745 --> 00:41:53,786 Hey. 860 00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:57,463 Brad! 861 00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:01,077 Come on. 862 00:42:02,181 --> 00:42:03,513 Hey. 863 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,274 No. 864 00:42:08,423 --> 00:42:10,037 I g... I gotta... 865 00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:12,530 I-I wrecked her hair. 866 00:42:13,022 --> 00:42:14,771 I'm waitin' for wynona. 867 00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:17,226 Yeah, all right, let's just wait in the car, okay? 868 00:42:17,438 --> 00:42:18,581 Come here. 869 00:42:19,521 --> 00:42:21,997 Wh-what the fuck are you doing? 870 00:42:22,428 --> 00:42:24,261 - I'm taking you home. - No. 871 00:42:24,319 --> 00:42:26,142 - No, I... - Easy. 872 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,735 Easy, easy, easy. Easy. Come on. 873 00:42:27,793 --> 00:42:30,087 Just get... all right? 874 00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:33,422 - Get in the car, all right? - No. No! 875 00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:35,131 I-I said leave me alone! 876 00:42:35,198 --> 00:42:37,085 Asshole. 877 00:42:37,544 --> 00:42:39,211 Look, I'm not leaving you, all right? 878 00:42:39,269 --> 00:42:40,460 I'm taking you... 879 00:42:40,518 --> 00:42:42,479 Ffff... 880 00:42:42,622 --> 00:42:43,728 Fuck. 881 00:42:52,807 --> 00:42:53,897 Aah! 882 00:42:54,132 --> 00:42:55,132 Argh! 883 00:42:59,341 --> 00:43:04,423 ♪ Reflective music ♪ 884 00:43:09,379 --> 00:43:11,471 That's the one that eats human flesh? 885 00:43:15,702 --> 00:43:17,399 Come on, is that necessary? 886 00:43:17,466 --> 00:43:20,151 I've been bit by big and small. 887 00:43:20,429 --> 00:43:21,589 Hurts every time. 888 00:43:33,673 --> 00:43:36,548 ♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪ 889 00:43:51,443 --> 00:43:53,145 I tried, okay? 890 00:43:53,996 --> 00:43:56,109 But I'm not even part gay. 891 00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:58,150 I'm just a boring hetero dude. 892 00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:00,889 So go ahead, you and svet can have your spas-gasms. 893 00:44:00,947 --> 00:44:02,806 I'll just be here on the couch, jerking off. 894 00:44:03,338 --> 00:44:05,579 Well, it was brave of you to try. 895 00:44:06,174 --> 00:44:08,711 The truth is, I just wanted to make you jealous. 896 00:44:08,868 --> 00:44:10,182 Like I am. 897 00:44:12,857 --> 00:44:14,892 You don't have to be jealous, babe. 898 00:44:15,226 --> 00:44:17,386 I think Fiona helped me realize 899 00:44:17,449 --> 00:44:19,216 what her real power is over me. 900 00:44:19,338 --> 00:44:20,911 It's not the vagina. 901 00:44:21,907 --> 00:44:24,340 What could be more powerful than a vagina? 902 00:44:24,407 --> 00:44:25,657 It's her bitchiness. 903 00:44:25,734 --> 00:44:28,143 It's not women. It's being dominated. 904 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,615 Well, great. 905 00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:33,839 Maybe I could do that for you. 906 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:34,969 You? 907 00:44:35,027 --> 00:44:36,095 Sure. 908 00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:38,940 Why not? 909 00:44:39,329 --> 00:44:40,940 What could I do? Just tell me. 910 00:44:41,332 --> 00:44:42,648 Give me some ideas. 911 00:44:42,715 --> 00:44:44,797 I'll try anything you ask. I'm yours to command. 912 00:44:44,873 --> 00:44:48,165 Just tell me... How to dominate you. 913 00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:50,436 I think you're missing the point, babe. 914 00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:53,401 All right, I'll go. 915 00:44:53,607 --> 00:44:55,132 I'll be right back 916 00:44:55,301 --> 00:44:57,396 and boss you around, okay? 917 00:44:58,477 --> 00:45:00,839 ♪ Funky music ♪ 918 00:45:09,715 --> 00:45:11,618 Who let me be a father? 919 00:45:12,732 --> 00:45:16,011 That kid is so screwed having me as an old man. 920 00:45:18,081 --> 00:45:21,039 Everyone's old man is an asshole. 921 00:45:21,778 --> 00:45:23,621 You're not special. 922 00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,280 Tell me I didn't fuck yoli. 923 00:45:31,302 --> 00:45:32,664 I can't go back. 924 00:45:32,823 --> 00:45:34,745 I can't face cami. 925 00:45:36,246 --> 00:45:38,398 They're better off without me. 926 00:45:40,156 --> 00:45:41,922 Drink your coffee. 927 00:45:42,687 --> 00:45:44,620 I just don't have it, man. 928 00:45:45,981 --> 00:45:48,356 I don't have the strength. 929 00:45:49,787 --> 00:45:51,773 Let me go. Just... 930 00:45:52,068 --> 00:45:53,765 Let me go. 931 00:45:59,957 --> 00:46:01,207 Look at me. 932 00:46:02,991 --> 00:46:04,690 You think you're such a fuckup? 933 00:46:04,779 --> 00:46:05,833 You got everything, man. 934 00:46:05,891 --> 00:46:08,232 Everything that matters, you've got. 935 00:46:08,385 --> 00:46:09,957 You think that was an accident? 936 00:46:10,115 --> 00:46:12,065 You built that family. 937 00:46:12,381 --> 00:46:14,857 Right? You built that business. 938 00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:17,441 Hard work. Recovery every day. 939 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,573 You have a life. You have people that love you. 940 00:46:20,991 --> 00:46:22,501 'Cause you deserve it. 941 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,481 So shut the hell up, you whiny bitch. 942 00:46:28,555 --> 00:46:30,169 Drink your coffee. 943 00:46:34,341 --> 00:46:37,258 And then you're gonna start over. 944 00:46:45,957 --> 00:46:47,990 I hurt my hand on your fuckin' ribs. 945 00:46:48,049 --> 00:46:50,881 Yeah. I think you might've broke one, too. 946 00:46:50,948 --> 00:46:53,488 Good, asshole. I owe you. 947 00:46:53,887 --> 00:46:55,831 Hey. Hey, turn that up. 948 00:46:56,046 --> 00:46:57,372 And the search 949 00:46:57,430 --> 00:46:59,946 for the most hated man in Chicago continues, 950 00:47:00,004 --> 00:47:02,271 as the fate of the Michael Jordan statue's arm 951 00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:04,565 remains a mystery. 952 00:47:04,632 --> 00:47:08,123 Somebody cut off the arm of the Michael Jordan statue? 953 00:47:08,857 --> 00:47:11,561 What kind of asshole would do something like that? 954 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,741 No. 955 00:47:18,348 --> 00:47:20,214 No way. 956 00:47:20,485 --> 00:47:23,257 It's just 'cause I... I love him so much, man. 957 00:47:24,577 --> 00:47:26,048 What did I do with it? 958 00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:28,096 Because, you know... 959 00:47:28,384 --> 00:47:30,982 I-I'll be burned at the stake if people find out. 960 00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:32,767 It's taken care of. 961 00:47:33,673 --> 00:47:36,714 ♪ Driving rock music ♪ 962 00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:57,076 Lady? 963 00:47:58,216 --> 00:47:59,216 What? 964 00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:03,281 - Do you have any kids? - No. 965 00:48:03,593 --> 00:48:05,156 You didn't want any? 966 00:48:07,579 --> 00:48:08,954 I can't. 967 00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:12,125 Sorry. 968 00:48:12,276 --> 00:48:13,618 Go to hell. 969 00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:16,366 There's a gay guy, a black dude, 970 00:48:16,438 --> 00:48:18,971 and a terrorist with a baby here to bail you out. 971 00:48:19,786 --> 00:48:21,702 Let your baby live! 972 00:48:24,216 --> 00:48:26,223 - Hi, franny! - There's your mommy. 973 00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:27,790 Thank you. 974 00:48:30,858 --> 00:48:32,366 There you go. 975 00:48:32,478 --> 00:48:33,957 You're the best, frank. 976 00:48:34,021 --> 00:48:36,728 And congratulations on employee of the month. 977 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,350 Can't imagine why it took so long. 978 00:48:40,615 --> 00:48:42,216 Frank Gallagher? 979 00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:43,494 Chuck hartley. 980 00:48:43,609 --> 00:48:44,609 From corporate. 981 00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:45,809 Oh! 982 00:48:45,867 --> 00:48:47,841 A pleasure to meet one of the elite. 983 00:48:48,090 --> 00:48:50,085 Can we talk for a minute in Mr. Singh's office? 984 00:48:50,202 --> 00:48:51,276 Sure. 985 00:48:51,334 --> 00:48:52,745 Go to the loading dock. 986 00:48:52,815 --> 00:48:54,523 Go to the loading dock, please. 987 00:48:57,092 --> 00:48:58,690 Adeeb's not joining us? 988 00:48:58,863 --> 00:49:01,112 I'm-I'm sorry to say no. 989 00:49:01,209 --> 00:49:02,908 Um... 990 00:49:04,597 --> 00:49:07,904 Mr. Singh was let go yesterday. 991 00:49:09,548 --> 00:49:12,523 Chuck, if I may, this is not easy for me. 992 00:49:12,743 --> 00:49:16,045 Adeeb was a dear friend as well as a colleague. 993 00:49:16,103 --> 00:49:17,407 He took a chance on me. 994 00:49:17,466 --> 00:49:19,441 In a way, he gave me a new life. 995 00:49:19,521 --> 00:49:21,426 - He was first-rate, all right. - So... 996 00:49:21,585 --> 00:49:23,858 You can understand that... 997 00:49:24,257 --> 00:49:26,274 Though I am flattered... 998 00:49:26,862 --> 00:49:29,451 And yes, ready to step into his place, 999 00:49:29,554 --> 00:49:31,429 I do it with a heavy heart. 1000 00:49:31,811 --> 00:49:35,212 I'd thought it would be a while before I replaced him. 1001 00:49:35,474 --> 00:49:36,857 Oh. 1002 00:49:37,095 --> 00:49:38,357 Frank... 1003 00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:40,341 You have the wrong idea. 1004 00:49:41,341 --> 00:49:42,576 Oh. 1005 00:49:42,838 --> 00:49:43,861 Is that so? 1006 00:49:43,919 --> 00:49:46,621 Well, if this is a, uh... 1007 00:49:46,915 --> 00:49:48,956 A move to corporate... 1008 00:49:49,107 --> 00:49:51,356 I'm here to let you go, too. 1009 00:49:51,733 --> 00:49:53,025 What? 1010 00:49:55,901 --> 00:49:57,589 Today is your last day. 1011 00:49:57,656 --> 00:49:59,440 I-I don't understand. 1012 00:49:59,507 --> 00:50:02,006 I'm employee of the month. What did I do wrong? 1013 00:50:02,073 --> 00:50:04,568 Oh, my gosh. Nothing. 1014 00:50:05,609 --> 00:50:07,047 Nothing at all. 1015 00:50:07,174 --> 00:50:09,466 You were the model employee. 1016 00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:14,940 Corporate is shutting down the store. 1017 00:50:15,007 --> 00:50:18,630 Half the stores in the country, actually. 1018 00:50:19,341 --> 00:50:21,857 See, the Internet gutted us, 1019 00:50:21,924 --> 00:50:25,690 like a... an alien popping out of our stomachs 1020 00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:27,548 and eating our brains. 1021 00:50:30,965 --> 00:50:33,006 I'm working my way across the country 1022 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,742 like the angel of death. 1023 00:50:37,459 --> 00:50:39,676 And once I finish burying spokane, 1024 00:50:39,763 --> 00:50:41,993 there'll only be one man left to fire. 1025 00:50:42,153 --> 00:50:43,276 Who's that? 1026 00:50:44,439 --> 00:50:45,814 Myself. 1027 00:50:53,132 --> 00:50:55,089 I wish you luck, my friend. 1028 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,481 Thank you, Chuck. 1029 00:50:57,855 --> 00:51:00,589 But men like us... We land on our feet. 1030 00:51:00,656 --> 00:51:03,567 We're diligent, dependable, honest. 1031 00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:06,575 We got gumption, can-do spirit. 1032 00:51:06,853 --> 00:51:08,859 Temporary setback at best. 1033 00:51:10,257 --> 00:51:11,686 Right. 1034 00:51:23,565 --> 00:51:26,099 Dang it! Ah, we're running out of time! 1035 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,806 I got this. 1036 00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:30,914 I'll get the pills. 1037 00:51:31,298 --> 00:51:33,525 Allah 'akbar! 1038 00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:35,757 Seriously?! 1039 00:51:35,824 --> 00:51:38,298 Allah 'akbar! 1040 00:51:38,365 --> 00:51:40,547 Allah! 1041 00:51:41,924 --> 00:51:43,894 Come on, let's go! 1042 00:51:44,924 --> 00:51:46,839 Can I have the morning after pill, please? 1043 00:51:46,906 --> 00:51:49,881 ♪ Upbeat music ♪ 1044 00:52:19,071 --> 00:52:20,349 What do you think? 1045 00:52:23,798 --> 00:52:24,964 What do you think? 1046 00:52:25,031 --> 00:52:26,417 Oh! 1047 00:52:26,592 --> 00:52:28,381 Not a chance, pal. 1048 00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:13,672 ♪ Laid-back rock music ♪ 1049 00:53:18,257 --> 00:53:21,027 Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in miracles? 1050 00:53:21,162 --> 00:53:23,449 Because the city of Chicago woke to find 1051 00:53:23,513 --> 00:53:25,785 the lost dunking arm of Michael Jordan 1052 00:53:25,843 --> 00:53:27,245 has reappeared, 1053 00:53:27,303 --> 00:53:29,305 now planted at ping Tom park... 1054 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,831 Or as the citizens of Chicago are demanding, 1055 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:34,143 "his airness memorial park." 1056 00:53:34,262 --> 00:53:36,838 Mj's arm reaches majestically 1057 00:53:36,957 --> 00:53:39,315 and eternally to the heavens. 1058 00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:41,183 What could be more fitting? 1059 00:53:41,331 --> 00:53:43,388 John, back to you. 1060 00:53:43,614 --> 00:53:47,421 ♪♪♪Sync corrections by srjanapala